The Onion – God Finally Gives Shout-Out Back To All His N*ggaz
This is Mr. Z bringin’ you today’s Daily Hook headlines!
I wanted to show you this article from The Onion dated September 5th 2001. Here is a little excerpt:
“Right about now, I want to send a shout-out to each and every nigga who’s shown Me love through the years,” said the Lord, His booming voice descending from Heaven. “I got mad love for each and every one of you niggaz. Y’all real niggaz out there, you know who you are. Y’all was there for me, and it’s about time I’m-a give some love back to God’s true crew.”
Also, what the hell is up with the dumbass blowin up a building on 62nd and Park the other day? You better bet we’ll have some good shit to say about that on our next podcast. I won’t even bother taking up space on the website to say what I think. You’ll just have to wait!
I think this weeks show is going to be the best one yet. It might be delayed until Monday though. Stay tuned…
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