The Daily Hook

I am a day late with this news but that doesn’t mean it still isn’t worth making fun of does it? In her magazine, Oprah is quoted as saying that,

“Something about this relationship feels otherworldly to me, like it was designed by a power and a hand greater than my own. Whatever this friendship is, it’s been a very fun ride.”

This is reference to her relationship with one of her close female friends who’s name I would bother looking up if I really cared about this issue! But, I came across some blogger named Cicero’s post about the subject and I thought it was pretty damn funny so I’m gonna post it up.  If this person is as good on the mic as they are writing funny shit about pop culture topics such as this, I need to get him/her on the show! Cicero says,

“‘Otherwordly’? Unless you’re hoooking up with E.T. or Jesus you shouldn’t be saying anything like that. “Designed by a power and a hand greater than my own”? What the fuck is Oprah making in her basement? Robots? Lesbian robots? God, that would be sweet. I would program them to make-out with each other while making whiskey sours. Unless The Intern was there. In which case, they would open cans of PBR. While constructing a stripper pole. Or something like that.”

Read the rest here! Pop culture journalism at its finest for sure.