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…and I have total disregard for all that The Dailyhook stands for! Why is Linsay Lohan always in the news over worthless stuff? Why does anyone even care about this girl? Most importantly, why am I even posting news on her?

Actress Lindsay Lohan shared the stage with strippers for an evening at a New York City nightclub, according to The New York Post’s Page Six.

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Yesterday morning a woman was struck by the R train while she was standing on the platform somewhere between 95th St and 36th St in Brooklyn. I hate to be cruel but they have the yellow line on the platform for a reason. Apparently she was standing on the platform with her husband when she was struck by the train. If it turns out that she was pushed in front of the train, I’m truly a dick.

Fortunately I am not in the city right now or else I’m sure I would have been caught up in this sad event as I take the R train every day.

You can read the rest of the woman killed by R train story at 7Online.

I’ll help this spammer out a little bit because its hilarious,

As she was trying parishilton sex tape regain her composure he pulled her up on her knees and pressed his semi-hard cock to her serrate lips.

..I found this in my logs. This is one reason I don’t implement better spam protection. It very often brings a smile to my face, plus it helps me uncover good niches to document!

Image from The Sun Online.

In today’s world, graffiti has gone high tech. Teens are no longer tagging up bathrooms but they have have rather moved on to BIGGER things. Ben Ashford of The Sun writes,

PRANKSTERS drew a willy on the roof of a top school that was so large it could be spotted from SPACE. But it went unnoticed until it was seen on Google Earth.

A group of ex-pupils was last night blamed for the rude shape — snapped by satellite.

This is great. Check out the rest of the Google Earth Graffiti article.

Yesterday there was a huge counterfeit goods bust here in NYC. Homeland Security agents confiscated more than $6mill in goods. Someones Christmas got MESSED UP big time! The AP writes,

NEW YORK: Department of Homeland Security agents seized more than $6 million (€4.55 million) worth of foreign-made fake clothing and shoes smuggled into the United States and sold under famous labels including Nike, Sean Jean and Lacoste, authorities reported on Thursday.

Read on here.

I came across this article today which discusses the possibility that by 2030 NYC may experience widespread infrastructure problems. This is pretty much a given considering the rise in the global population, but it is still pretty scary to think about. 2030 is really just around the corner. Major changes will need to be made by then if the city wishes to put these infrastructure worries to rest. The AP writes,

NEW YORK (AP) — By the year 2030, New York City could have so many people straining its infrastructure that it won’t have enough electricity or housing to meet demand and rush hour traffic will last all day.

The rest of the article can be found here.

Steve over at Figuring Myself Out is a friend of The Daily Hook. He is also the guy featured in the PayPerPost screenshot below making over $1k by participating in their ‘Consumer Generated Advertising’ program. But, none of this is important. What is important is that Steve runs a pretty nice, informative blog and if you need some high quality reading material you should join Steve on his journey as he attempts to figure himself out. I sure as hell can’t figure the guy out, so maybe you can help him!

Some of you may think this is an immature post on my part, but come on, Nich Lachey was a member of a boy band and was stalked by millions of girls for the later part of the 90s. I’m not saying Nick Lachey is a not a good guy. I don’t know him, but he probably is. I do know one thing that, that ‘Michael’ from New Jersey is most likely a very feminine male! I’m just making an educated guess. Feel free to argue with me, but if you do, prepare to get flamed.

This image is from the NY Fox5 News @ 11.

The Big Lebowski isn’t really coming to New York ok. But, the Big Lebowski Festival does kick off this week. The NY Post reports,

NEW YORK, Dec. 3 The upcoming Lebowski Fest in New York has area fans of The Big Lebowski set to honor the quirky film. While the 1998 film from Joel and Ethan Coen has already spawned a drinking game, a speaking tour and an online church, the festival set to begin Dec. 16 in New York may best represent the off-beat film, the New York Post reported.

The NY Post is always dropping quality knowledge on the masses. Earth Times discusses the Big Lebowski festival in more detail on their website!

I am really unsure how come I did not hear about this, but as usual I’m bringing you some great news (even if it is a day late). The NY Post Reports,

December 4, 2006 — A man was badly burned yesterday when he came into contact with high-voltage wires as he tried to climb on top of a New Jersey Transit train at Penn Station, authorities said.

An Amtrak employee, who quickly called for paramedics, spotted the man.

NJ Transit officials said the man was trespassing on locked-down Track 2 at about 3 a.m.

Police said the train had not been scheduled to depart for about two more hours.

The victim might have been homeless and trying to get inside to sleep, authorities said.

When he couldn’t open the doors, he climbed to the top, they speculated.

He was taken to the burn center at New York-Weill Cornell Hospital suffering from burns covering most of his body.

His name was withheld pending family notification.

How funny is this? Are you serious? I would have bought this guy a train ticket or given him a ride to where he needed to go if he really needed to get somewhere that badly! I mean buddy, save your skin! Neutrogena can’t help you now!