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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU8kT8Yv7VQ

I don’t even know what to say about this!

This is nuts. This bull speared this guy in the leg with its horns. Don’t mess with bulls! Obviously…

A friend pointed me to this Craigslist personal ad. Here it is before it expires,

I am an exciting girl, I have curves with loose gravel at the edges. I have a pet goat, his name is Billy, I named him myself. I like Pollo Loco and visiting hardware stores. My mother says I look practicable and mostly clean. I have never dated a boy but one almost asked me out once to help him change a flat tire on his goped. I wear Hello Kitty pajamas and pray that Brittney Spears will find God. I am looking for a boy that likes to sit and watch the light rail and drink bottled water. My mom wants to be there on our first date and will pay for the chicken. Its OK if you are fat and have a complexion consideration, please take shower before we meet. I will too. I like action movies like Ghost World and Welcome to the Dollhouse. You don’t have to send a picture. I don’t care.

and my friends response,

I will only go on date if mom drives us. I used to have a car but my sister stole it and I couldn’t report it to insurance company because they would only raise my rates. I prefer dates after 1am, less people outside. I am pretty social person I have a ferret named Charlie that I talk to all day. Lets meet on Tuesday, thats my weekly shower day. My favorite kind of water is tap, I fill used bottles, let’s hope this is OK. I prefer Taco Bell, I am a coupon whore and its fits my budget. I love light rails, I got on one time but was asked to leave, something about having to buy a ticket. Weird. I only eat breakfast for all three meals of the day. I only eat cereal with warm water, that has been poured out of cereal boxes that have had all flaps on top cut off because the cereal industry treats the boxes with an addictive chemical and if you ever cut yourself on that while opening the box you will forever be addicted to that cereal. I REFUSE to be Kellogg’s zombie whore like all those people on the television boxes! I love watching serious movies like the Waterboy, and Saw II. I only like animals that don’t lick you. Goats are okay. Let me know the time we will go on our date.

ha .. the end.

I’m available as of today to begin camping out for you. I charge a rate of $30 per day non-negotiable and will be out there every day. I have 10 years experience camping out at product launches

Xbox, Xbox 360, PS, PS2, PS3, PSP, Gameboy, Gameboy DS, Gameboy DS Lite and Wii to name a few. My girlfriend will switch off with me for bathroom/food breaks (no extra charge). We’re aggressive when it comes to line cutters ( We will cap any motherfucker that tries to cut in line ) and will keep you updated via text, MMS photos and videos or email.

We require 1/2 of the camping fee up front and the rest when you arrive at the store to pay for your iPhone(s). If you’d like us to purchase the phone for you we do require the amount for the phone otherwise we will call you an hour before the store begins handing out the phones.

Email if you’re interested. We’re willing to hit any AT&T store in the valley.

InformationWeek reports on the current status of the entrepreneurial spirit of America and the iPhone, pointing out the above Craigslist ad. The iPhone drops tomorrow, and in the context of this post, I f*ckin love capitalism!

You may have noticed our recent face lift this week! The goal wasn’t just to make the website appear nicer, but it was done in hopes thatthe design change will help foster more of a community atmosphere here at The Daily Hook. So, if you enjoy our posts, drop us a comment or two and help spark a community of the illest and realest news seekers on the pimptastic internet superhighway ya dig?

My friend asked me the other day what kind of style of music the Fergie track “Fergilicous” was. I didn’t know how to respond exactly, but I came across an old school J.J. Fad video that has a very similar style. Check them out side by side:

CBS5 reports on the Pentagon’s canceled plan to unleash a homosexual fury of gaydom in the form of a bomb! The intent of the bomb was the chemically incite soldiers to irresistibly engage in sexual acts with their fellow soldiers. I’m sure this would really make the democrats happy!

First of all, to Ryan who posted this comment, thank you for miraculously finding our blog and writing this well thought out comment! Without people like you, The Daily Hook would have absolutely nothing to write about! This is Ryan’s reaction to our previous post reviewing the Williamsburg short series, TheBurg.tv.

Thank you for your post and your appraisal of theburg.tv. However, I’m still a little confused. Could you please explain to me what exactly constitues a “hipster,” and why the producers behind theburg.tv don’t deserve the title? I’m from somewhere other than New York City (yes, there is life beyond the Hudson river), and I’m a little out of touch with contemporary social categories.
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