Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.
This is from the Best of Craigslist. A close friend of The Daily Hook forwarded this to us and I thought it was really amusing! Here’s a few lines to get you interested,
I got a vasectomy.
I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably good company.
I did NOT tell her about my vasectomy and I always used a condom with her to protect against STDs. She assumed, obviously, that the condom was only used for birth control. Silly girl.
Read on at Craigslist.
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