Stephen Hawking Turns to the Web for Help!
First of all, Dr. Hawking is considered to be one of the leading theoretical physicists is the world. This being said …
… this is some funny shit. This could be an Onion article except this is a true news report. Stephen Hawking himself posted a question on Yahoo! Answers asking,
“How can the human race survive the next hundred years?”
I think this is topic material for our next podcast but I think one of the people who actually took the time to answer his question offers a solid answer,
“Simple. Keep eating, keep drinking, keep defecating, keep urinating, keep breathing and keep having sex…”
If everyone followed these simple principles, I think we’d all be in pretty good shape. When it comes to topics such as saving the world, I commonly ask myself three basic questions
- Why build a nuke when you can drink PBR?
- Why drive a car when you can steal a hipster’s bike?
- Why fire a missile when you can shoot a load?
Think about it …
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