The Daily Hook

Hipster jean peddlers Adriano Goldschmied have hired hipster coke head, Dash Snow, to be its spokesman. I have absolutely no idea who Dash Snow is because, obviously, I am not hip enough but his Wikipedia biography reads,

Dash Snow originally started taking photos when he was a teenager. Using his Polaroids as a diaristic record of the many ‘nights before’ he couldn’t remember, his snapshots piece together a fragmented portrait of peripheral existence. Filling in the voids of his blackouts, Snow’s photos broach the seedy and taboo with a dislocated intimacy.

Sounds like a perfect role model for your kids as well as an individual who you’d definitely want to take home to mom. I apologize for that low blow to all beautiful hipster loving females!

This news comes from our unknown friends over at Adrants