Neighbor’s 18 TVs Might Have Caused Hi-Rise Fire
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MIAMI BEACH, Fla. — A neighbor of the sixth-floor unit where a fire started at the Hotel Versailles on Tuesday claims the man who lives there is a nuisance who did strange things with the 18 TVs he owned that might have contributed to the blaze.
Why the hell does this guy own 18 TVs? I hope he’s at least selling them on the black market. The article continues to say that he used two of the TVs to prop open his door. Last I checked, ONE TV should do that job just fine!
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