Masturbate-a-Thon
What is the world comin’ to mannnnn?
Masturbate-a-Thon 2006 will be the first event featured on UK Channel 4’s “wank week”, and will involve hundreds of Londoners gathering in a hall to have a televised toss-off. Participants will be fapping away in hopes of garnering prizes for number of orgasms and endurance – the current record stands at over eight hours of continuous onanism. In other news, kittens everywhere are getting their affairs in order.
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