I came across these pictures on some dudes MySpace blog that truly exemplify the effects that bum wine has on the body. Looks like these guys got a hold of way too many bottles of Red Rooster! This is some funny shit.  The rest of the pictures can be found here!

I can’t even find a link to a Red Rooster website or any information about who makes it. If you have this information, please forward it to me. I have no idea where to get it either. Probably your nearest project liquor store or deli!  

“I drank the BIG bottle of Paisano last night…now it feels like Poisano…i’m gonna go pick a fight.”

In our show, we’ll discuss people similar to Eddie and how bum wine effects their psyche. This should be a great topic. I’m just buildin’ up the anticipation for things to come!

It seems like Carlo Rossi is goin’ mainstream!

“This partying like a not Rock star. . . Is getting kinda tiring. (actually no it aint) I will never get tired of having a good time. But Ive decided this week. . . This needs a break. Other goals have been put on the backburner because of Mr. Rossi. Oh how I love him though. Hes such a cheap date. (I had a five, a dollar. . .$2.69 in nickels, dimes, and pennies and we still managed to make it a good time) Hes given me the best times this week. Carlo makes me feel so good, makes me feel sexy..haha.  He dont even get jealous when I kick it with my girl, Shoni. Carlo showed up @ my BBQ yesterday and treated my friends so well. He entertained us and showed us a great time. Such a great man, but I gotta get him out of my life (just for a little while), and focus on other things. Its not you, its me. Weve just got to go our separate ways. I love you Carlo Rossi, youve given me the best ten days of my life. If it was meant to be, itll happen again.”

Maybe we can do the show while drinkin in tribute to the great, great man!

A side note here. I came across Carlo Rossi FURNITURE.  This is gettin’ ridiculous but I love it. I have a lot to say about this in our show. Stay tuned …