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iPhone Line-Stander Craigslist Ad: “We will cap any mother f*cker that tries to cut in line!”

Thu, 28 Jun 2007 16:45:50 +0000

I’m available as of today to begin camping out for you. I charge a rate of $30 per day non-negotiable and will be out there every day. I have 10 years experience camping out at product launches

Xbox, Xbox 360, PS, PS2, PS3, PSP, Gameboy, Gameboy DS, Gameboy DS Lite and Wii to name a few. My girlfriend will switch off with me for bathroom/food breaks (no extra charge). We’re aggressive when it comes to line cutters ( We will cap any motherfucker that tries to cut in line ) and will keep you updated via text, MMS photos and videos or email.

We require 1/2 of the camping fee up front and the rest when you arrive at the store to pay for your iPhone(s). If you’d like us to purchase the phone for you we do require the amount for the phone otherwise we will call you an hour before the store begins handing out the phones.

Email if you’re interested. We’re willing to hit any AT&T store in the valley.

InformationWeek reports on the current status of the entrepreneurial spirit of America and the iPhone, pointing out the above Craigslist ad. The iPhone drops tomorrow, and in the context of this post, I f*ckin love capitalism!

Apple iPhone, The Pimpest Device of the Century.

Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:07:21 +0000

The Apple iPhone, phone dem hoes.

The Apple iPhone + iPod Have Arrived!

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 18:26:20 +0000

I don’t normally discuss technology on The Daily Hook but today is a special occasion so I thought I’d join all the other technology bloggers and drop some pictures of the new Apple iPod + iPhone. This thing is gorgeous and really makes me wish I owned some Apple stock right now. I’m glad to see that some of the pictures say Cingular on them, as thats my carrier. However, I heard that it would support all carriers after the 6 month Cingular exclusive is up. Without further ado here are the pictures:

**EDIT** – Only on Cingular baby! This is a good move by Cingular, unless you find out how to unlock this thing!

Why blogs suck!

Mon, 10 Jul 2006 18:09:57 +0000

I’m not usually a bitter person, however, for some reason this really got to me! I came across a blog entry on a site that discusses how to fuckin cut fruit and put it in a fuckin bowl to make fuckin fruit salad. Alright, whatever, you write about what you want to write about, thats not the problem! The problem is, this fruit salad post had 45 comments!! The Daily Hook averages 4 comments every 10 posts! This guy averages 10 comments for every mention of the word strawberry. We talk about shit that you care about .. fat bitches, colt 45, pbr, mtv, ghostface killah, crackheads! Help make people notice to The Daily Hook for god’s sake! Or else … GO READ ABOUT FUCKIN FRUIT SALAD!

But, on the other hand, maybe this is why blogs are so great! Its all about the internet hustle. In Red Hook Brooklyn they hustle crack. In 2006 on the world wide web people are hustlin’ user generated content! I’m tryin to get my hustle on so I can bring the masses shit thats plaguin’ the common man .. not choppin grapes! Do you think I’m really gonna let a dude talkin about fruit salad out hustle me in the Internet game?? Hell Naw!