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Random Sighting…

July 18, 2006 By: Z Category: Subway Bums No Comments →

Over the weekend I was in Washington, DC. But, theres more …

I thought people in the NYC subway system were fucked up until I got on the Metro Train system down in our nation’s capital and saw some dude on the train carrying a frying pan. It wasn’t in a box. He was just carrying it. A frying pan. In hand. Carrying it.

He wasn’t even a hipster, bum, or crackhead. This guy was in a suit carrying a frying pan. What the fuck is he tryin to do? Make me scrammbled eggs on the Metro? Think about it. Frying pan…Dude in suit. What the fuck is goin on in America’s subway systems? I’m not weird for thinkin’ thats weird am I? Anyone have any theories to why he had this pan? I’d like to hear them. Honestly, I would.