Another potential Darwin Award Winner …
COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa – A woman who became stuck to a toilet seat in a shopping mall restroom was treated at a local hospital after paramedics used fingernail polish remover to free her, officials said.
Dumb Biotch!
When the 2006 Darwin Awards are released, I guarantee one of the winners will have burned to death trying to build a Flaming Whip. This website outlines the process of creating such a burning piece of leather in complete detail. Before the site lists step by step directions outlining the process, the author writers,
“You would not want to get any part of this accidentally wrapped around your body.”
Well no fuckin’ shit! But its still gonna happen and I hope it does. I don’t know how I find this stuff but I love reading about it! ..and this is my Darwin Award Winner of the week!
These are the Darwin Award winners that we discussed in our July 8th show! Thought you guys might want to see them first hand so here you go:
In Guthrie, Okla., in October, Jason Heck tried to kill a millipede with a shot from his .22-caliber rifle, but the bullet ricocheted off a rock near the hole and hit pal Antonio Martinez in the head, fracturing his skull.
Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized in Andover Township, N. J., and his wife Bonnie was also injured, by a quarter-stick of dynamite that blew up in their car. While driving around at 2 a.m., the bored couple lit the dynamite and tried to toss it out the window to see what would happen, but they apparently failed to notice that the window was closed.
La Grange, GA – Attorney Antonio Mendoza was released from a trauma center after having a cell phone removed from his rectum. “My dog drags the thing all over the house,” he said later. “He must have dragged it into the shower. I slipped on the tile, tripped against the dog and sat down right on the thing.” The extraction took more than three hours due to the fact that the cover to Mr. Mendoza’s phone had opened during insertion. “He was a real trooper during the entire episode,” said Dr.Dennis Crobe. “Tony just cracked jokes and really seemed to be enjoying himself. Three times during the extraction his phone rang and each time, he made jokes about it that just had us rolling on the floor. By the time we finished, we really did expect to find an answering machine in there.”
TACOMA, WA – Kerry Bingham, had been drinking with several friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from the Tacoma Narrows Bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more heated and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 a.m. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge they discovered that no one had brought bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman’s cable lay nearby. One end of the cable was secured around Bingham’s leg and the other end was tied to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. “All I can say,” said Bingham, “is that God was watching out for me on that night. There’s just no other explanation for it.” Bingham’s foot was never located.
I’d love to hear your reactions to the feats accomplished by these fine individuals! Share your stories as well!
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