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I’m available as of today to begin camping out for you. I charge a rate of $30 per day non-negotiable and will be out there every day. I have 10 years experience camping out at product launches

Xbox, Xbox 360, PS, PS2, PS3, PSP, Gameboy, Gameboy DS, Gameboy DS Lite and Wii to name a few. My girlfriend will switch off with me for bathroom/food breaks (no extra charge). We’re aggressive when it comes to line cutters ( We will cap any motherfucker that tries to cut in line ) and will keep you updated via text, MMS photos and videos or email.

We require 1/2 of the camping fee up front and the rest when you arrive at the store to pay for your iPhone(s). If you’d like us to purchase the phone for you we do require the amount for the phone otherwise we will call you an hour before the store begins handing out the phones.

Email if you’re interested. We’re willing to hit any AT&T store in the valley.

InformationWeek reports on the current status of the entrepreneurial spirit of America and the iPhone, pointing out the above Craigslist ad. The iPhone drops tomorrow, and in the context of this post, I f*ckin love capitalism!

You may have noticed our recent face lift this week! The goal wasn’t just to make the website appear nicer, but it was done in hopes thatthe design change will help foster more of a community atmosphere here at The Daily Hook. So, if you enjoy our posts, drop us a comment or two and help spark a community of the illest and realest news seekers on the pimptastic internet superhighway ya dig?

My friend asked me the other day what kind of style of music the Fergie track “Fergilicous” was. I didn’t know how to respond exactly, but I came across an old school J.J. Fad video that has a very similar style. Check them out side by side:

CBS5 reports on the Pentagon’s canceled plan to unleash a homosexual fury of gaydom in the form of a bomb! The intent of the bomb was the chemically incite soldiers to irresistibly engage in sexual acts with their fellow soldiers. I’m sure this would really make the democrats happy!

First of all, to Ryan who posted this comment, thank you for miraculously finding our blog and writing this well thought out comment! Without people like you, The Daily Hook would have absolutely nothing to write about! This is Ryan’s reaction to our previous post reviewing the Williamsburg short series, TheBurg.tv.

Thank you for your post and your appraisal of theburg.tv. However, I’m still a little confused. Could you please explain to me what exactly constitues a “hipster,” and why the producers behind theburg.tv don’t deserve the title? I’m from somewhere other than New York City (yes, there is life beyond the Hudson river), and I’m a little out of touch with contemporary social categories.
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Daily Hook news is back with a great story!

PAW PAW, Mich. — A 21-year-old man was taken on a wild ride Wednesday afternoon when the wheelchair he was in became attached to the grille of a semi-truck and was taken four miles down a highway at about 50 mph.

and the best quote of the article…

“You are not going to believe this, (but) there is a semi pushing a guy in a wheelchair on Red Arrow Highway,” an unknown caller told the Michigan State Police.

Poor guy! But, this is a classic Daily Hook story for sure!

Read more on the Red Arrow Highway wheelchair incident!